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Smut-Tea

Smut-Tea

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This is one of our Livestream Collab blends. Check out all of our CommuniTea Collabs here!

Love a bit of flush in your cheek and warmth in your belly? Looking for the perfect cuppa to pair with your fave fanfic or current romance read? This indecent infusion is for you, boasting a rich purple hue with a seductive sparkle. Slippery elm and marshmallow root bring a soothingly seductive throat-coat function and the irresistible aroma of cardamom and rose will have you feeling some kind of way. We created this carnal concoction in collaboration with our dear friend, The Lady Dame.

Ingredients: Ginger, white tea, goji berry, lemon peel, marshmallow root, blue pea flower, cardamom, rose petal, slippery elm bark, gold lustre dust*

     *Gold lustre dust contains: mica, titanium dioxide (E171), yellow 5 and 6 lake, rice extract, red 3, blue 1 lake

Approximately 30mg of caffeine per cup

Steep at 180° F or 82.2°C for 3-5 min

Lady Dame is a theatrical technician, Twitch and TTRPG content creator. She can usually be found streaming bedtime stories and chill indie video games, and once a month running a TTRPG one-shot to raise money for different charities. Most importantly, she hosts Smutty Saturdays, a weekly show where she is joined by folks around the internet to read smut of varying (mostly cursed) quality.
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Abby Emmons
Delicious and Beautiful

Delicious and Beautiful way to sooo your tea while you read your favorite spicy books!

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A.L.C.
Awesome tea

The color is amazing. It’s smells delicious and tastes even better. Haven’t tried out the smuttiness of it yet since I’m still reading but I can update on that later.

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Chriss Alsop
Easily My New Favorite!

This tea has quickly claimed the top spot amongst all the teas I've ever had!
The smell is a wonderful mixture of sweet floral notes and a delicate spiciness that, combined with the wonderful glittery indigo color, leave me feeling relaxed before I've even taken a sip.
Unlike a lot of teas, which can have a subdued flavor when compared to their aroma, this one delivers what it promises! A warming, sweet, spicy, mouth coating sensation that leaves my soul feeling whole!

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Katie Downey
Absolutely Decadent

I love the blend of flavors in this one! I added a little raw sugar and it brought out new notes. I’m a fan of ginger and this tea has a great kick of ginger without it overpowering the other flavors.

This is a lovely tea to sip in the afternoon; enough caffeine for a pick me up but not enough to keep me awake all night.

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Luna
Delicious and useful

I'd love this tea if it was only kind of flirty, but as it stands I get my smut on AND it soothes my throat when I've been overusing it ;)

(Let's be real, that mostly means after I've been crying in a therapy zoom call but shhh let me have this)